BUMPER STICKERS

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

Boldly Going Nowhere.

So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.

Cover Me - I'm Changing Lanes.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

The Earth Is Full - Go Home.


Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

CONSCIOUSNESS: That annoying time between naps.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.